Cilantro "Zero Stars" T-Shirt | Funny Foodie Tee for People Who Hate Cilantro

There are two types of people in this world: those who enjoy cilantro, and those with superior taste buds. This shirt is for the latter.

You know the pain. You see a beautiful, steaming plate of tacos, a perfectly crafted bowl of pho, or a vibrant scoop of guacamole. You take a bite, and then it hits you. The betrayal. The soapy, metallic shock that can only mean one thing: cilantro, the leafy green villain, has struck again.

This t-shirt isn't just clothing; it's a public service announcement. It's a solemn vow. It's a brutally honest, zero-star review for the most divisive garnish on the planet. For those of us blessed with the OR6A2 gene that makes this herb taste like a chemical weapon, this shirt is our uniform. It silently screams what we've always known: it's not "fresh and zesty," it's a mouthful of dish soap.

Wear it as a warning to chefs everywhere. Wear it as a badge of honor. Wear it to find your people—the fellow sufferers who will give you a knowing nod of solidarity from across the restaurant.

Join the anti-cilantro resistance. Because some opinions are just facts.

Product Features:

• Soft, comfortable, and less irritating than finding cilantro in your salsa.
• Made from high-quality, breathable cotton (100% cilantro-free).
• Durable print that will outlast the fleeting trend of putting soap flakes on food.
• Unisex fit, perfect for all members of the "I Hate Cilantro" club.