Blade Runner Movie Review T-Shirt: One-Star Rating for 2019 Reality

Hilarious Blade Runner Movie Review Shirt

Ever read a blade runner movie review that perfectly captures your feelings? This t-shirt features the most honest critique of 2019 Los Angeles you'll ever see. One star. That's it. That's the review.

When Ridley Scott promised us a 2019 filled with flying cars, artificial humans, and off-world colonies, we believed him. This sarcastic tee immortalizes that crushing disappointment when reality failed to deliver on the blade runner movie review of our dreams.

This conversation-starting shirt includes:

• Bold "Blade Runner" text followed by a brutal one-star rating
• The devastatingly accurate movie review: "2019 Los Angeles does not have flying cars, cloned people, or off world colonies"
• Premium print that won't fade (unlike your hopes for the future)
• Comfortable fit for humans and replicants alike

Perfect for film buffs who appreciate biting blade runner movie review humor and anyone who expected more from the 21st century. While we may not have synthetic owl pets or Voight-Kampff machines, we do have sarcastic t-shirts – which is something, at least.

Wear it to movie marathons, sci-fi conventions, or while writing your own disappointed movie reviews of futures that never materialized. Show the world you're still bitter about the distinct lack of flying cars in your daily commute.

After all, if you can't have a dystopian cyberpunk future, you might as well have a great t-shirt reviewing its absence.