Modern Maslow Hierarchy T-Shirt: WiFi Before Everything Else

The Modern Maslow Hierarchy For Tech Lovers

Finally, a Modern Maslow Hierarchy that actually reflects your true priorities. This hilarious t-shirt updates that psychology textbook classic with what we all know is really essential in today's world: WiFi and battery life.

Forget food, water, and shelter—how are you supposed to order UberEats without an internet connection? This Modern Maslow Hierarchy tee perfectly captures the evolution of human needs in the digital age, with the foundation of existence highlighted in attention-grabbing red: "Wi-Fi / Battery."

This conversation-starting shirt features:

• A redesigned hierarchy pyramid that psychology professors will hate but tech enthusiasts will love
• The classic needs like food, shelter, and self-esteem properly deprioritized
• The cold hard truth that without WiFi and battery, nothing else matters anyway
• Premium print quality that will outlast your phone's battery life

Perfect for programmers, gamers, tech enthusiasts, or anyone who's ever panicked when their battery dropped below 20%. This Modern Maslow Hierarchy design speaks the uncomfortable truth about our digital dependencies while making everyone around you nod in reluctant agreement.

Wear it to your next coding meetup, gaming session, or family dinner where you'll inevitably be checking your phone under the table. Nothing says "I have my priorities straight" like proudly displaying the honest hierarchy of modern existence.

Because let's face it—if the WiFi goes down, does anything else really matter?